SANTA ANA, CALIFORNIA - Celebrating over 40 years of being the "Largest Christian Network", TBN has finally decided to cancel all of its normal programming, and just have 365 days of "Praise-A-Thon".

"We believe it's time for us to harvest... more", said a TBN spokeswoman. "After all these years of sowing and growing, we need to mount wings like an eagle and soar to new heights. John the Baptist said, 'He must increase, but I must decrease'. That is why we are cancelling all current programming and are dedicating this year, and declaring this year, a year of increase for God's kingdom!"