WALMART - A woman somehow managed to spend less than $10 before leaving a Walmart last night. If that was not shocking enough, she brought her two items up to the cashier and the total after tax was $6.66. The woman started to panic. Even the cashier was disturbed.
"It's the Mark of the Beast! 666! This can't be! God must be against me!", the woman said. "I must be cursed. O Lord, have mercy upon me."
The woman quickly grabbed a 3 Musketeers bar from the shelf in the checkout aisle and said, "Ring me up for this as well! I don't want to receive bad luck and a curse for years to come. I am a Christian you know."
"Me too honey. I have read those Left Behind books", the cashier said.
The cashier scanned the candy bar with much haste and the total became $7.77. "That's the number of perfection. And three sevens? That is like the Trinity!", the woman said.
They both sighed, and were thankful that the Mark of the Beast was now gone, thanks to the 3 Musketeers. The woman paused to thank God, "Lord, thank you for saving me by the 3 Musketeers. And Lord, if anyone else comes here with a total of $6.66, may you save them from the Mark of the Beast by the 3 Musketeers. In Jesus Name, Amen."
The woman went home and told her whole house, how she bound the devil that day, and that Jesus and the 3 Musketeers saved her that night in Walmart from the Mark of the Beast.