WASHINGTON D.C. - Hundreds of thousands of people turned out to show their support for women's rights, but hundreds of thousands more could have attended if they didn't kill their children.

"Our voices will not be silenced. Look at all of us!", an angry woman said from the podium, but notably missing were all the children they had slain. "Love trumps hate" one sign read, except the love towards a child in a womb. Apparently #alllivesmatter, except for the unborn children in the "safe place" of a mother's womb.

One woman told CNN, "This march was a way to demonstrate to the public that there is a large group of women out there who feel that the rights and progress made over the last decades are really threatened and could be eroded." One of those rights being the right to murder a child that is over 85% of the time the result of fornication.

Another woman who killed "just tissue in her womb" one time, amazingly brought forth real humans two other times from the same womb, said, "Every generation must fight for their rights. That is why I have brought my children to protest today."

The organizers for the women's march anticipated higher numbers for the march today, but couldn't figure out why there wasn't even more that came out to support them.