BROOKYLN, NEW YORK - After many years, a local Jehovah's Witness has finished knocking on every single door in Brooklyn and is now looking forward to soul sleep to rest from his labors.

"It was tiring.", he said. "Our leaders kept saying, 'No! Soul Sleep! Til Brooklyn!' Now that we have knocked on every door in Brooklyn, I can finally look forward to some."

We asked what it was like traveling over land and sea to win a single convert and make them twice the child of hell then they themselves were, and he said, "It was rough. Life is hard being a false witness."

But he was confident, knowing that most Christians were ignorant of the scriptures and sound doctrine, so that many would yet fall away into the Jehovah's Witness doctrine.