WASHINGTON D.C. – Hundreds of thousands of people turned out to show their support for women’s rights, but hundreds of thousands more could have attended if they didn’t kill their children.
"Our voices will not be silenced. Look at all of us!", an angry woman said from the podium, but notably missing were all the children they had slain. "Love trumps hate" one sign read, except the love towards a child in a womb. Apparently #alllivesmatter, except for the unborn children in the "safe place" of a mother’s womb.
One woman told CNN, "This march was a way to demonstrate to the public that there is a large group of women out there who feel that the rights and progress made over the last decades are really threatened and could be eroded." One of those rights being the right to murder a child that is over 85% of the time the result of fornication.
Another woman who killed "just tissue in her womb" one time, amazingly brought forth real humans two other times from the same womb, said, "Every generation must fight for their rights. That is why I have brought my children to protest today."
The organizers for the women’s march anticipated higher numbers for the march today, but couldn’t figure out why there wasn’t even more that came out to support them.
The Over-Qualifying Christian – Episode 1 – “I’m Good”
A female friend of Johnny asks how he is doing. Johnny cannot resist the opportunity to inject all kinds of over-qualifying statements to make sure he is still theologically sound in his response, “I’m good.”
‘Answers in Genesis’ Finds Answers Outside the Book of Genesis
KENTUCKY – Young Earth Creationist Ministry ‘Answers in Genesis’ find more answers to life’s questions outside the book of Genesis.
If you visit the ‘Answers’ page on their website, you will find scores and scores of articles with answers to questions – but those answers come most of the time outside the book of Genesis.
We reached out to Ken Ham for a comment, “Even though our ministry is called ‘Answers in Genesis’, most of our answers come from other places other than the book of Genesis.” Ken continued, “This is pretty funny when you think about it, but not as funny as believing in evolution or the gap theory or disagreeing with my reading of Genesis.”
Woman Awake and Lively During Worship, Falls Asleep During Sermon
SAINT AUGUSTINE, FL – Woman who was singing and praising God during the worship band’s performance moments later suddenly falls asleep five minutes into the Pastor’s sermon.
While visiting a local Southern Baptist Church, the youth worship band was leading in the normal worship service – so it was very lively. My family and I sat in the second row from the front next to a woman. She was all into the worship experience, hands raised, arms stretched out and all. You would think she got a good nights sleep before. Then suddenly, when the rock-n-roll concert ended, and the pastor stepped onto the stage to preach a sermon, the woman pulled her sweatshirt up towards her face, closed her eyes, and within minutes started snoring.
She slept through the whole sermon. Granted, the auditorium was dimly light with all lights focused on the man of God, but still, she fell asleep. But it looks like only me and my wife noticed.
As soon as the sermon was over, the drums started and an altar call was issued, and the woman woke up.